Friday, April 07, 2017

Thoughts from Galicia: 7.4.17

Spanish life is not always likeable but it is compellingly loveable.

- Christopher Howse: A Pilgrim in Spain.

Here's the inevitable guide from The Local on your Easter fun options.

Life in Spain: I went to see my GP yesterday about some minor complaint. There were 3 doctors on duty at the health centre and, as usual, all 10 patients for each one had been given the same appointment time. So there were 30 of us there. Me reading my book; 1 or 2 folk on their phone; 5 or 6 chatting; and the rest staring into the middle distance. It's the custom of the doctors to shout out the name of the next person on their list, either from the door of their office or - in the case of the older ones – from their desks. If there are no-shows, no one gives a toss and the doctor just moves on down the list. The first time – years ago - I forgot an appointment, I wrote an apology. How the doctor must have laughed at my Britishness!

Taxation: Spain's deadline for income tax declarations (La Renta) is 30 June but the season begins in April, when the Tax Office (La Hacienda) sends out rebate info to the vast number of people who are due these. This rest of us can go on line and use a new program(Renta Web) which replaces the old one(PADRE) to submit our data. I look forward to dealing with this in the last week of June. Meanwhile, I'm a tad concerned to read that hackers are now gaining access to declarations and, thus, to one's account number and, presumably, to the Hacienda's process for taking money from this. Nice to know. I must check if we can still make paper declarations. I used to enjoy doing these . . . 

For reasons which are not entirely clear to me, our local politicians just love to tinker with the traffic flow. I read a week ago that Poio council plans to make the main road down to town just one way – upwards. Which will put the kibosh on my parking practice. And when I left the health centre yesterday, I found that my exit road was now one-way. I then had to weave my way through narrow lanes for 5-10 minutes until I found myself on the coast road, heading west for Sanxenxo. Which is not exactly what I'd planned. Irritating. But I'll know next time.

Nutters Corner:

  • Bryan Fischer again: God invented the rainbow. It’s His thing. He put it in the sky as a promise that he would never again destroy the earth through a flood. Are you listening Al Gore? Yu do not need to worry about the planet being destroyed by floodwaters. Why? Because God has put His rainbow in the sky to let you and everybody else know, ‘I’m never going to do that again.’
  • Ex-senator Michelle Bachmann: Donald Trump’s opponents, much like the people who built the Tower of Babel, are rebelling against God to bring about the creation of a manmade, one-world system. And scripture tells us that in the End Times, that is what Antichrist will be. He will be a part of a one-world system. Translation: If you oppose Trump, you are part of the Antichrist community.
Which reminds me . . . We all know by now that Trump – to put it politely – in no orator. And that he has a gift for the utterly banal. But what to make of phrases such as 'little babies” and “No child of god should have to suffer like this”. Anyone ever seen large babies? And, if you believe in a god, aren't all children his/hers? Or do the hordes of evangelists to whom Trump pays obeisance believe that those who oppose him are all spawn of the Devil? I guess they must. We should have a badge.

Talking of Trump fans . . . His bombing of the Syrian airport seems to have lost him some of his erstwhile supporters. The ones who think the USA should have nothing to do with the rest of the world. Here's Buzzfeed on this.

Finally . . . One of our regular beggars is a young woman who offers hand-made metal trinkets and then for money when, as is usual, none of these are bought. Yesterday, the lady at my next table – dressed as someone far younger – smilingly declined the trinkets and, when asked for money, replied rather sternly: No. You are young and should struggle. I heard the word luchar, though maybe she said duchar. To shower. On reflection, she must have meant against the mendicant's drug habit. The one that keeps her skinny.

Today's cartoon . . .


Thursday, April 06, 2017

Thoughts from Galicia: 6.4.17

Spanish life is not always likeable but it is compellingly loveable. 

    - Christopher Howse: A Pilgrim in Spain.

All sorts of people have private healthcare in Spain, so don't have to worry about the standard delays (i. e. rationing) that are a feature of public systems. These include folk normally felt to be on the left of the political spectrum such as teachers, nurses and other civil servants. Here in Galicia  a full 17% of citizens have private cover. But the subject is not a political hot potato. Contrast the UK. One wonders why.

I haven't mentioned corruption for a while. So, an incidents update. Well, a few of them, anyway:-
  • MPs in Spain's lower house have voted to create an investigative commission into allegations of illegal funding of the governing PP party. More here.
  • The PP president of the Murcia regional government has resigned after realising that he wouldn't win a censure vote scheduled for today.
  • The anticorruption prosecutor is asking for four years prison for a chap who's an ex Vice-President, ex Defence Minister and ex mayor of Barcelona. Around improper procedures at the Caixa Catalunya bank.
  • The Asturian water company, Aquagest, is being investigated for bribing municipal employees.
  • A civil servant in the Málaga tax office has been arrested following police inquiries into local money laundering.
  • The public prosecutor is investigating the president of the PP in Almería. He's said to have given improper building licences to companies controlled by 53 of his relatives.
Brits in Spain/Europe: Here's Giles Trimlett again, in The Guardian. The opening: The mothership is leaving, and more than one million British citizens are being set adrift in Spain and other countries in the European Union, exposed to the turbulence of a Brexit that is still to be defined and offers us no guarantees. Who is going to throw us a life raft? We have had nine months to get used to the idea, but it is still impossible to imagine what our lives will be like after Brexit.

With the Russians being accused of aiding Assad to drop chemical bombs on his rebellious citizens, I thought I'd get RT News's take on this. As per their web page: Attempts by some members of the Brussels conference on Syria to redraw the agenda and focus on allegations of the Syrian government’s complicity in the suspected chemical attack in Idlib have failed, Russia’s deputy foreign minister has said. And in the 9 o'clock bulletin: The UN Security Council don't see eye to eye. Russia wants a UN investigation but the US, UK etc. point the finger at Russia. Syria government denies any involvement. Facts don't deter allegations. Another US U-turn by Trump. No no hard evidence. Western powers keen to blame Syria. Why wait for the facts when you can blame the usual suspects?. etc., etc. So, don't forget: If you want to know the real truth about what's going on in the Syria and the rest of the world, tune into RT's weekly Renegade Inc. program. And have a good laugh. Their by-line says it's for 'people who think differently'. I'll say! One thing's for sure – Russian citizens are going to pay for Moscow's Middle East meddling, whether they think differently or not.

Talking of Russians . . . You'd think Trump and his coterie would have the nous to stay away from someone closely associated with the Moscow mafia. But apparently not. See El País's astonishing report here.

Galicia has been severely hit by reductions in the money to be sent here from Madrid. Down 32%, against a national reduction of 3%. La Rioja, Ceuta and Melilla, in contrast, will see increases of 15-16%. And Cataluña, of course, will get 3% more. Here in Galicia, more than 50% of our cash will be thrown at the AVE high-speed train, in the hope that we'll have it before 2030. Whether this is a good use of money is a very open question. As is the case for the biggest outlay in Pontevedra province, another highway that will bypass the city of Pontevedra. So you won't have to take the existing autovia or go through the city. I guess it makes sense to someone.

Finally . . . . What sort of world?: In the UK earlier this year, I bought my younger daughter a toilet roll holder (or 'toilet butler'). She didn't want it so I brought it home. It has 4 pieces but must be the most easy-to-assemble item ever sold. However, the advice is that only someone experienced in DIY (do-it-yourself) should attempt this. And it gives diagrams of the 2 essential tools you'll need. These are 1. a screwdriver, and 2. a human being. If you don't believe me . . . .


Today's cartoon:-





Wednesday, April 05, 2017

Thoughts from Galicia: 5.4.17

Life in Spain: for those who didn't read my supplement on Christopher Howse's book A Pilgrim in Spain, this is one of his observations I agreed with: Spanish life is not always likeable but it is compellingly loveable. I like to think this is the tone of this blog. I'm going to put it as masthead in future.

Is there any more amusing item in today's news that that about Spain being shocked at the 'overblown' British reaction to the use of Gibraltar as a pawn in the Brexit negotiations? Especially after Madrid had striven to maximise the anger by sending a warship into Gibraltar's waters. Hilarious. Needless to say, articles in the Spanish press about Gibraltar have been as bad as those in the UK. Though perhaps none of them here has plumbed the depths achieved by the execrable Sun. For those looking for a decent article on what's really going on, see the end of this post. Where there's also an amusing take from Giles Tremlett, who knows a thing or two about Spain.

I don't know if this is a Spain-wide phenomenon but, here in Galicia, the local papers on Mondays are dominated by sports coverage. This week, the Faro de Vigo gave us 35 pages (49% of the total) and the Voz de Galicia checked in with 28 pages (a mere 41%). There is nothing, absolutely nothing, of the local sports scene which is not reported on.

Talking of the weekend . . . On Sunday, it was hard to know what season we're now in. Alongside the ladies sporting shorts and midriffs for the first time this year were those who still felt it necessary to wear jackets or even overcoats under a sun giving us a temperature of 25 degrees. Funny folk, these Spaniards/Galicians.

And talking of the the Faro de Vigo . . . Yesterday it chose to headline its edition with news of Madrid investing less in Galicia. The Moscow bombing rated a small item on the bottom of the first page, though there was an extensive report on pages 27-28. The Voz de Galicia also ran a local item - about tax receipts - as its headline but did give a bit more prominence to the tragedy on page 1. All rather parochial.

Here's another of those non-surprises: Third world companies who channel the foreign aid granted by Britain are rife with corruption. Just like the Andalucian beneficiaries of EU largesse. Who'd have thought it? Are governments really as stupid as they sometimes seem to be?

Spanish Language Corner:
  • The English phrase 'a gambling chip' (think Gibraltar again) seems to be moneda de cambio. Though the latter also seems to mean just 'currency' or 'stock in trade'. Depending, as usual with Spanish, on the context.
Nutters' Corner:

  • "Christian leader” Mary Colbert: Donald Trump is chosen by God and is part of His master plan. Anyone who opposes him will be cursed, along with their children and their grandchildren.
After reading that uplifting bit of 'Christian' thinking you might or might not need a laugh. So . . . .

Today's cartoon:-


ARTICLES ON GIBRALTAR


Spain needs a British Gibraltar, just as the EU needs Britain

The British Prime Minister has ruled out war with Spain over the status of Gibraltar. No, not a headline from 1745, but from 2017. On Monday afternoon Theresa May laughed off suggestion of military conflict with Spain, something seemingly suggested by former Conservative leader Michael Howard on Sunday. Meanwhile, Lord Tebbit, writing in this newspaper, made headlines in Spain for his suggestion of inviting Catalan nationalists for a chat with the British government.

This is plainly a massive overreaction.

Call it spin if you like, but the government sees the apparent Spanish veto as a misstep by the EU, and a sign that divisions among the EU27 are already causing trouble. It’s not hard to agree. Yes, the EU is meant to defend the interests of its member states, but does that really mean scuppering a trade deal for 500 million Europeans over a small town on the Mediterranean?

Spain is currently governed by a minority government of the centre-right Partido Popular, a party that upholds the mantle of patriotism, opposes separatism, and and has form when it comes to taking an aggressive stance on Gibraltar. So yes, it rattles the cage every so often to stir up a bit of nationalist support and distract from domestic woes. Witness the chaos at the border in 2013 created by Spain after Gibraltar built an artificial reef.

The difference this time, of course, is that Spain has the much bigger platform of the Brexit negotiations to make its point. The Partido Popular could hardly pass up the opportunity. That the EU chose to agree to the demand is its problem not ours.

The same thing goes for the Spanish foreign minister’s statements about Scotland and the EU. Yes, it’s clearly manoeuvring by Madrid. But it’s also a simple continuation of Spanish domestic policy, and of common sense. Spanish constitutionalism sees Spain as indivisible, and the actions of Catalan separatists as illegal. Neither of those things are true for Scotland. Madrid would never countenance Catalonia becoming independent, and a threat to veto Scotland’s membership would undermine that stance by implying that it foresees Catalan independence. Spain is also a strongly pro-EU country and so its government would struggle, both domestically and in Brussels, to justify vetoing membership for a stable, relatively wealthy, and European nation.

What Spain’s foreign minister also stated was that Scotland would have to go through the normal process of application to the EU, something it took the most recent member, Croatia, a decade to work through. Both Catalan and Scottish nationalists talk of being independent nations within the EU to give themselves credibility. Ten years in the wilderness is a far more subtle and politically viable threat for Madrid to make towards the Catalans.

On Scotland, Spain is playing its own intricate domestic game with separatists, not winding up Britain. On Gibraltar, Madrid clearly is winding up the UK. But again, it’s also playing to the domestic gallery.

It’s worth asking what Spain actually wants from all this. Spanish demands are always for co-sovereignty. Not a return to Spanish rule. This isn’t a sop to self-determination – the government in Madrid has clearly shown it isn’t interested in the opinions of Gibraltarians, otherwise it would have listened to the result of the 2002 referendum which rejected co-sovereignty by 99 per cent to 1. Instead, it is an acknowledgement that Gibraltar is an economic lifeline in the otherwise economically depressed region.

Thousands of Spaniards drive across the border at La Linea every day to work in Gibraltar. They’re only able to do so because the low regulation low taxation system on the Rock has created economic prosperity. Make Gibraltar part of Spain and that disappears. (Full autonomy Honk Kong style wouldn’t work. It would destabilize Spanish federalism as Catalonia would almost certainly demand matched powers and it represents an enormous chunk of Spain’s economy.)

So what does Spain really want from Gibraltar? Co-sovereignty would salve a wound to national pride (though not one felt by all Spaniards) and perhaps provide a large short-term boost, or even an election win to the party that achieves it. Nevertheless, status quo ante Michael Howard’s bellum come 2019 would leave the Partido Popular with its favourite nationalist chew toy to distract from corruption scandals or economic trouble.

For Gibraltar as for the UK, the negotiation of Brexit will be complicated, nerve wracking, and hinge on both huge and small points.

Gibraltar does not have a soft border with Spain. It isn’t even in the customs union of the EU. 90% of its trade is with Britain. The real question around Gibraltar’s future is not trade, but what will happen to the huge flow of skilled workers who everyday queue at the border crossing. Without a suitable replacement or some kind of opt-in to freedom of movement, the Rock’s economy will be sunk. Much hinges on the outcome of the negotiations, but as in the bigger picture, both sides can do immense damage to each other, and both sides have more to gain from compromise than confrontation.


GILES TREMLETT ON ANGLO-SPANISH HISTORY
The absurd history of British-Spanish rivalry, from Henry VIII to Gibraltar Giles Tremlett
Brexit began in 1527. 

It was, in essence, a spat with Spain. The man responsible for this dramatic and deeply unsettling change in Britain’s constitution was a fat, childish and overindulged English monarch called Henry VIII, who became obsessed by something we might call “control”. 

Henry seemed like a jolly chap. He liked music, drank beer, danced a good jig and also liked women – although he was somewhat scared of them, which explains why he chopped off their heads. He came from an England with big ideas about itself, but which was essentially in decline. It had lost most of its territory in France and, in comparison to bold and dynamic Spain, was decidedly puny.

The Columbus family had tried but failed to interest the Tudors in exploring the Atlantic Ocean and backing a venture that would change the next 500 years of world history. But the Tudors were inward-looking, insular types. Instead, a female Spanish monarch – Isabella of Castile – backed Christopher Columbus. The next two centuries of European history, and the first global empire on which the sun did not set, belonged to Spain – “which, to say truly, is a beam of glory,” as Francis Bacon later observed. 

It is not surprising that the insecure Tudors were thrilled when Isabella’s daughter, Catherine of Aragon, arrived in England as a young bride-to-be. It meant that they had managed a tie-up with the great Spanish royal family. Whereas England was in retreat, Spain was widely admired as a nation of plucky fighters who had just conquered the Muslim kingdom of Granada. 

Henry VIII’s first major decision as monarch was to marry Catherine, who was his brother Arthur’s widow, and maintain the Spanish alliance. But Henry also saw himself as a manly man – and one who needed another man to reign after him. Catherine, however, failed to produced a son. 

Henry thought he was cleverer than those in charge of the great European union of the time. This was known as Christendom and was run from a foreign capital by the pope. Most importantly, England had recognised for centuries that the senior court for matters such as divorce also lay in Rome. A self-deluding Henry thought he could out-argue Catherine, but she was smarter and stronger. Henry was always going to lose, but the absurdly high esteem in which he held both himself and English history made him blind to this. In the end, Catharine won the argument and the pope refused him a divorce. A petulant Henry cursed wretched foreigners and launched his own Brexit by leaving the church of Rome. 

Bloodshed followed as the English turned on one another and squabbled over the country’s new, non-European identity. While Spain swam in wealth from South America, it took Britain centuries to achieve global prominence. Only bad weather helped it avert a true disaster when the Spanish armada tried to invade in 1588. Eventually, however, England grew and spoiled Spain went into decline. 

In 1704, a combined Dutch-English force took Gibraltar – a barren rock of limited material value, but one that provided a key strategic port at the mouth of the Mediterranean Sea. Spain’s decline coincided with Britain’s rise, but they were united by a hatred of the French. When Napoleon’s troops invaded and the brave Spaniards turned on his troops, inventing guerrilla warfare, Britain sent an army to help. Wellington achieved handsome victories in what became known as the war of independence in Spain and the peninsula war in Britain. Drunken British troops murdered or raped much of the population of Badajoz and gained a reputation for heroic, foolish failure at Corunna (now La Coruña). But Spain was glad to win the war and, with the exception of Gibraltar, largely remained a friend. 

Wellington walked away with a lot of great paintings – especially by Velazquez – but cultured Spain had lots more, and greater painters than England, so it did not really miss them. Things were mostly rosy from then on. British mining companies showed the Spaniards how to play soccer – and they learned well. The only real black spot was that a cowardly Britain stood by in the 1930s and allowed Hitler and Mussolini to help General Franco win the Spanish civil war, pushing it into dictatorship and encouraging Nazi Germany to launch the second world war. Many Britons died as a result, while Spanish republicans (the same people Britain had refused to help) volunteered to fight the Nazis and were the first to enter Paris. 

There was, however, one major problem. General Franco wanted Gibraltar. He closed the frontier for many years, bringing suffering to the poor people of Gibraltar and preventing the Royal Navy from sneaking over the border for tapas. The rest of the world generally agreed that this was an absurd spat. What sort of people would get belligerent over Gibraltar? 

Of all the big countries in Europe, Spain is now the one most enamoured of Britain. It wants a soft Brexit. It owns British banks, tolerates drunken tourists and is happy to have large populations of English people who do not speak its language – some of them undocumented, so much like illegal immigrants – on its coasts. It is, in other words, highly tolerant. But it still wants Gibraltar. 

This does not mean it is about to invade. In fact, all it wants is a veto on future deals between Gibraltar and the EU. Thanks to Brexit, it now has that. Sensible Gibraltarians knew the risk – and voted massively to stay in the EU. The suggestion that all this might now get out of hand and that gunboats should be used is a purely British one. Which seems as absurd now as Franco’s decisions to close the border did back then.

Tuesday, April 04, 2017

Thoughts from Galicia: 4.4.17

If you're wondering why the EU has allowed Spain to throw a Gibraltar-shaped spanner into the works, here's one plausible theory from a UK columnist: The decision reflects EU fears that Spain will hold the EU-UK deal to ransom over Gibraltar. Why? Well, because Spain is already doing exactly that by holding up a series of EU-wide aviation agreements on passenger compensation and the Open Skies Agreement. EU officials fear that Spain could play the same trick over the entire EU-UK Free Trade Agreement which is likely to need to be ratified in more than 30 parliaments. By making an agreement over Gibraltar the subject of a bilateral EU-UK negotiation, the EU has - from its perspective - effectively removed one obvious area where unity was going to collapse.

So, Germany has again rejected the proposal of an EU 'bad bank' that would house/hide the billions of euros of toxic debt on the books of EU banks and mean 'mutualisation' of debt and German liability for the (corrupt?) idiocies of, say, Greek, Italian and Spanish banks. So, more proof that the EU is essentially designed for the benefit of Germany. And, to a lesser - and more temporary - extent, for the benefit of France.

Was there anyone who didn't expect Russian involvement in Syria to result in more terrorist atrocities in Moscow?

Another development not to be surprised about - Our local electricity companies say that, if the municipal authorities charge taxes on their pylons on public land, the burden will end up on the consumers. Somehow, I doubt this'll make any difference. Which reminds me . . . We have 4 electricity suppliers operating here in Galicia. The percentage of users which they've managed to convince/trick into moving to the 'free market' - where they can raise prices – varies from 34% to over 90%. I was pleased to read my operator was at the low end.

Our local police have announced they're going to make their radar traps more mobile so that drivers can't warn each other. The only surprising thing about this is that they took so long to arrive at this rather obvious stratagem. As regards speeding, the police have said that last year they arrested 100 drivers doing more than 180kph, 12 drivers doing more than 200 and one guy doing 280. This can't help our insurance premiums.

We have a poetry festival here in Pontevedra this coming weekend. I might go along. And it's not because this attractive lady is performing there, if that's what you're thinking. It will be to improve my command of Gallego and/or one of the other 7 languages promised.

Still on the local scene . . . Longtime readers might recall my astonishment at the proliferation of bank branches here during the years of the phony boom. Especially as each of them provided the expensive face-to-face service much favoured by the Spanish. Anyway, it's yet another non-surprise to read that 20 of these have closed in the last year or so, thanks to fusions and retrenchment.

Fado is Portugal's favourite form of music, I believe. I've tried it several times but still find it -  like Leonard Cohen – too dirge-ful for me. Nonetheless, I did try the current star of the genre – Amália Rodrigues. Though it did no good. You can sample her here and make up your own mind.

Finally . . . When they come to make a bronze of my head, I do hope they use someone other than the genius who got Ronaldo so wrong.


Today's cartoon:-

Of course it's effective. That's why it's illegal.

Monday, April 03, 2017

Thoughts from Galicia: 3.4.17

What can one say about the latest mad manifestation of the Gibraltar issue? Well, here I go . . . The UK government – whatever is said publicly – will be grateful for a chance to get even partial rid of the place. As official papers from as long as 60 years ago have proven, the British government has longed wanted to get shot of it. Mind you, Spain can be guaranteed – especially under this cack-handed PP government - to go about things in such an aggressive way as to raise hackles in the UK media. As with it latest opportunistic move to make The Rock a roadblock on the highway to a Brexit deal with the EU. One wonders why Brussels has gone along with it, raising misplaced passions in both countries. But desperate times, desperate measures I guess.

For those Brits resident here and worried about the potential consequences of said Brexit, here's The Local's advice on how to get Spanish nationality.

So which country has more pets per household than children? Well, as you've guessed, it's modern Spain. Sadly, the canine contribution – containing copious lapdogs, pugs and bulldogs – is remarkably ugly. And, in my book, don't really count as dogs.

Here's what The Local thinks are your options for Semana Santa fun here in Spain. Alternatively, you could go to church.

Looking further ahead, The Guardian cites this, in Barcelona, as one of the best upcoming music festivals of 2017

According to the annual Made in Country Index, these are the most trusted national 'brands':-
First: Germany
Second: Switzerland
Third: The EU
Fourth: The UK
Twentieth: Spain. So, work to be done here.

Spanglish Corner:
  • Un tuitero: A tweeter
  • Marquetín: Marketing

I saw the blood waggon in town last week and again thought of giving some. But, as usual these days, everything was in written only in Gallego and this irritates me as I live in Spain. So I didn't.

Nutters corner:
  • Pat Robertson: MS has a “spiritual component” to it and the cause can be “demonic” in nature. Rebuking those demons in the name of Jesus is part of the cure.
  • Bryan Fischer: It's the worst example of cultural appropriation ever: LGBTs have stolen the rainbow from God. It’s His. He invented it. Give It Back.
Finally . . . Another public service: Buying a new battery for my phone hasn't solved the low-sound problem but the process has taught me that the best way to extend battery life is to reduce the backlight of the screen. I'm saying this just in case there's someone else out there who hasn't yet discovered this.

Today's cartoon:-

It's worse than I thought - we're also getting slammed on Twitter.

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